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You may be a dead man walking if…

So I log into DR this morning and check to see who’s online, and notice a who’s who of Elanthia’s good and evil among the assortment of GMs. Then I look a little closer, and realize that seven of the GMs currently logged in are Vaschon in various bodies. Yep. Seven Vaschons. He wasn’t EVERY NPC online, but a significant portion of them.

I think we need a new system of measurement, somewhat akin to the Richter scale. The Vaschon scale. It would measure carnage.

“Wow, you see that army of darkness march past?” “Yep, looked like about a five on the Vaschon scale. Anything more than a four and I automatically wet myself.”

Kudos to one of the hardest working GMs in showbiz. Keep knockin’ ’em dead, Vaschon!

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  1. May 11th, 2004 at 06:39 | #1

    I take it back, there were eight. Sorry, dude, didn’t mean to shortchange you!

  2. May 11th, 2004 at 06:39 | #2

    I take it back, there were eight. Sorry, dude, didn’t mean to shortchange you!

  3. May 11th, 2004 at 07:08 | #3

    I keep thinking that there’s some sort of Vaschon virus for assimilating new NPCs, a la the Borg.

    “You will be assimilated!”

  4. May 11th, 2004 at 07:08 | #4

    I keep thinking that there’s some sort of Vaschon virus for assimilating new NPCs, a la the Borg.

    “You will be assimilated!”

  5. May 11th, 2004 at 08:07 | #5

    What they don’t know Tvini, is there no such person as “Vaschon.” He’s really an AI construct designed to decimate entire worlds. This would explain the fact that he (it?) never sleeps. 😉

  6. May 11th, 2004 at 08:07 | #6

    What they don’t know Tvini, is there no such person as “Vaschon.” He’s really an AI construct designed to decimate entire worlds. This would explain the fact that he (it?) never sleeps. 😉

  7. May 11th, 2004 at 15:17 | #7

    Mommy, I’m scared…

    Oh, and Kudos to you to, Tvini, as one of the hardest working wedding GM’s.*

    *Unless the other wedding GM’s are looking at this. If so, then you too are the hardest working Wedding GM.

    – Miek. Who still doesn’t have a wedding planned for this year, and frankly, it’s a good thing too.

  8. May 11th, 2004 at 15:17 | #8

    Mommy, I’m scared…

    Oh, and Kudos to you to, Tvini, as one of the hardest working wedding GM’s.*

    *Unless the other wedding GM’s are looking at this. If so, then you too are the hardest working Wedding GM.

    – Miek. Who still doesn’t have a wedding planned for this year, and frankly, it’s a good thing too.

  9. May 12th, 2004 at 13:25 | #9

    So true. And I thought I was bad.

  10. May 12th, 2004 at 13:25 | #10

    So true. And I thought I was bad.

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