Kiss My Knits!

Overheard on the GM channel during the Plat Taffelberry Fair, demonstrating once again why bards rule:

[Cardamom] If the entire weekend goes by and nobody buys a single flask, I’m invading.
[Reexa] LOL.
[MacFrae] I should buy one. I mean, why would Mac not?
[Cardamom] Well, they are, technically, pieces of crap.
[MacFrae] If they hold liquor, Mac’s happy.
[Cardamom] I give a free vial of bubbles with purchase.
[Cardamom] Or, really, without purchase, but it helps sales if people think it’s with purchase.
[Reexa] heh
[MacFrae] Hee!

[MacFrae] I’ll take a peek.

(MacFrae goes by the tent later and buys a flask)

[Cardamom] And thus, MacFrae averts an invasion. Good guildleader.
[MacFrae] I do my part.