Please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you.
Remember those years we fought crime as The Wrecking Ball and the Solar Flare Kid?
I hear rumors that Atomic Nazi is back and prepping a new race of Aryan gorillas.
Remember those years we fought crime as The Wrecking Ball and the Solar Flare Kid?
I hear rumors that Atomic Nazi is back and prepping a new race of Aryan gorillas.
Curse his evil hide! Flame on, Kid!
Curse his evil hide! Flame on, Kid!
I don’t think I’ll ever forget those carefree days spent traveling cross country together on a Harley with no map and only $20 gas money. I have to admit I was impressed with the inventive ways you found to con people out of gas! Though I could have done without the canyon jumping whenever it was your turn to drive.
I don’t think I’ll ever forget those carefree days spent traveling cross country together on a Harley with no map and only $20 gas money. I have to admit I was impressed with the inventive ways you found to con people out of gas! Though I could have done without the canyon jumping whenever it was your turn to drive.
Remember those hair-raising days when Deborah dangled perilously from the top of the curtains and Booful played with the scissors when no one was around. Then there was the incident with Jennifer and the matches. No, wait. They really happened.
Dolly
Remember those hair-raising days when Deborah dangled perilously from the top of the curtains and Booful played with the scissors when no one was around. Then there was the incident with Jennifer and the matches. No, wait. They really happened.
Dolly
Didn’t we get tossed out of that pub on Ariel last U-day for climbin’ up on the bar in nothin’ but Ma’s hats and yellin’ “Anybody seen our coats? Oh, right, you Gorram stole ’em six years ago!”
Didn’t we get tossed out of that pub on Ariel last U-day for climbin’ up on the bar in nothin’ but Ma’s hats and yellin’ “Anybody seen our coats? Oh, right, you Gorram stole ’em six years ago!”
Hahahahaaaa!
My mother, ladies and gentlemen, harking back to the days when she would make my dolls play with matches. It’s really no wonder I ended up the way I did.
Hahahahaaaa!
My mother, ladies and gentlemen, harking back to the days when she would make my dolls play with matches. It’s really no wonder I ended up the way I did.
There was that time we got arrested for knitting drunk in public. To this day, I don’t know if our crime was being drunk or knitting. Although since you were working on a puke-green and neon-orange fun fur scarf, I think it may have been the latter.
There was that time we got arrested for knitting drunk in public. To this day, I don’t know if our crime was being drunk or knitting. Although since you were working on a puke-green and neon-orange fun fur scarf, I think it may have been the latter.
And when I woke up, I had this on my Denises and I was covered in empty ball bands. Man, how drunk were we?
And when I woke up, I had this on my Denises and I was covered in empty ball bands. Man, how drunk were we?
Yeah, they kicked us out, but we got a few tips, too!
Yeah, they kicked us out, but we got a few tips, too!
It was surprising how often, “If you don’t share gas with us, then the terrorists have already won!” actually worked.
And look. If you were going to wear that white leather jumpsuit, then it would have been wrong NOT to jump over the canyons.
It was surprising how often, “If you don’t share gas with us, then the terrorists have already won!” actually worked.
And look. If you were going to wear that white leather jumpsuit, then it would have been wrong NOT to jump over the canyons.
Hey, what about that time we went to the bar and found out it was 3-minute dating night and you decided you were going to see how many people you could frighten into leaving? I can’t believe the coordinators didn’t throw us out sooner, honestly.
Hey, what about that time we went to the bar and found out it was 3-minute dating night and you decided you were going to see how many people you could frighten into leaving? I can’t believe the coordinators didn’t throw us out sooner, honestly.
I’ll always be grateful
for the day when you rescued my pet toad by giving it the Heimlich and unsticking that overgrown beetle from its throat. Barney always did have an eye for the bigger bugs.
Anyway, Barney was really happy for your help. Even after he finally went to the big lily-pad in the sky, we made sure he’d always remember his hero…we planted knitting needles near his headstone.
I’ll always be grateful
for the day when you rescued my pet toad by giving it the Heimlich and unsticking that overgrown beetle from its throat. Barney always did have an eye for the bigger bugs.
Anyway, Barney was really happy for your help. Even after he finally went to the big lily-pad in the sky, we made sure he’d always remember his hero…we planted knitting needles near his headstone.
One of the more hair-raising experiences of my life was when we were hiking through the North Cascades and unwittingly walked right up to that momma grizzly bear. I thought we were goners until you twirled your scarves. One bewildered look at your multicolored handiwork was all it took for her to propel her family into the brush and away from us.
One of the more hair-raising experiences of my life was when we were hiking through the North Cascades and unwittingly walked right up to that momma grizzly bear. I thought we were goners until you twirled your scarves. One bewildered look at your multicolored handiwork was all it took for her to propel her family into the brush and away from us.
I still say it was a public service. Those guys needed a good brisk run.
I still say it was a public service. Those guys needed a good brisk run.
Re: I’ll always be grateful
I’m just glad the Heimlich worked. I really, really did not want to have to do mouth to mouth.
Re: I’ll always be grateful
I’m just glad the Heimlich worked. I really, really did not want to have to do mouth to mouth.
I actually get that reaction from most people when I twirl my scarves.
I actually get that reaction from most people when I twirl my scarves.
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