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The internet is made of LIES.

I have Statcounter on www.wearwithstyle.com now, and I enjoy seeing the various places that people hit the site from. Please note, I do not use this tool in a creepy stalker way, more as a fun way to see where Browncoats are, and what I might need to fine-tune about the site should demand ever drop off. When I see someone from an unexpected country hit the site, I look to see what they were searching for when they found me.

Apparently, when you search for “nice lady” in Egypt, I’m the #2 hit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WOO! How the hell did that happen?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!

But wait! It’s not just our friends in the Middle East who have been misled. Apparently www.wearwithstyle.com is #12 for “nice lady” in the U.S. Which honestly shocks me more, because I would have expected porn or possibly Russian brides for that search.

I’m going to walk around all day today with my head held high, knowing that I have an international reputation as a nice lady.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

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  1. May 16th, 2007 at 13:53 | #1

    O.O

    That is the single-most fitting thing I’ve heard all week.

    Because you are indeed, the nicest lady I know.

  2. May 16th, 2007 at 13:53 | #2

    O.O

    That is the single-most fitting thing I’ve heard all week.

    Because you are indeed, the nicest lady I know.

  3. May 16th, 2007 at 14:02 | #3

    You’re number 12 for Australia,too!

  4. May 16th, 2007 at 14:02 | #4

    You’re number 12 for Australia,too!

  5. May 16th, 2007 at 14:04 | #5

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! This totally makes my day.

  6. May 16th, 2007 at 14:04 | #6

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! This totally makes my day.

  7. May 16th, 2007 at 14:04 | #7

    I’ll have to speak with my press agent about this. Perhaps if I started carrying a pea-shooter around and knocking squirrels out of trees.

  8. May 16th, 2007 at 14:04 | #8

    I’ll have to speak with my press agent about this. Perhaps if I started carrying a pea-shooter around and knocking squirrels out of trees.

  9. May 16th, 2007 at 14:05 | #9

    We should put it on the cards: “12th nicest lady in the world.”

  10. May 16th, 2007 at 14:05 | #10

    We should put it on the cards: “12th nicest lady in the world.”

  11. May 16th, 2007 at 14:18 | #11

    You mean you’re not a Russian bride? Well, shoot…

  12. May 16th, 2007 at 14:18 | #12

    You mean you’re not a Russian bride? Well, shoot…

  13. May 16th, 2007 at 14:21 | #13

    That is absolutely delightful 😀 Now I’ll need a badge that says “Friend of #2 nicest lady in the US”!!!

  14. May 16th, 2007 at 14:21 | #14

    That is absolutely delightful 😀 Now I’ll need a badge that says “Friend of #2 nicest lady in the US”!!!

  15. May 16th, 2007 at 14:34 | #15

    Haha, yes! We should check every region-specific Google page and get an average rank, see if it’s any better than 12th overall…

    “Heather H – designer/12th rank worldwide Nice Lady”

  16. May 16th, 2007 at 14:34 | #16

    Haha, yes! We should check every region-specific Google page and get an average rank, see if it’s any better than 12th overall…

    “Heather H – designer/12th rank worldwide Nice Lady”

  17. May 16th, 2007 at 17:10 | #17

    That’s just excellent!

  18. May 16th, 2007 at 17:10 | #18

    That’s just excellent!

  19. May 16th, 2007 at 17:45 | #19

    Hah! Nothing can shake your rep now Ms. Thang! 😉

    …and I must agree with adding it to your business cards.

  20. May 16th, 2007 at 17:45 | #20

    Hah! Nothing can shake your rep now Ms. Thang! 😉

    …and I must agree with adding it to your business cards.

  21. May 16th, 2007 at 17:46 | #21

    I guess if I put out a hit on #1, that disqualifies me from the post, eh?

  22. May 16th, 2007 at 17:46 | #22

    I guess if I put out a hit on #1, that disqualifies me from the post, eh?

  23. May 16th, 2007 at 17:53 | #23

    Now, now, we’re not THAT desparate to expunge the ‘nice’ title, are we? 😉

  24. May 16th, 2007 at 17:53 | #24

    Now, now, we’re not THAT desparate to expunge the ‘nice’ title, are we? 😉

  25. May 16th, 2007 at 19:51 | #25

    Expunge nothing! If I can knock her off and nobody pins it on me, I can rise through the ranks ala Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets!

    By the way, if you haven’t seen Kind Hearts and Coronets, the 12th nicest lady in the world COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO IMMEDIATELY.

  26. May 16th, 2007 at 19:51 | #26

    Expunge nothing! If I can knock her off and nobody pins it on me, I can rise through the ranks ala Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets!

    By the way, if you haven’t seen Kind Hearts and Coronets, the 12th nicest lady in the world COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO IMMEDIATELY.

  27. May 16th, 2007 at 19:58 | #27

    Hadn’t even heard of it before. Will have to go find it.

    Incidentally, if I happen to save some other yard maintenance tool of yours before I watch KHaC and you would like to thank me, Kind Hearts and Coronets in a handy dandy bucket would be gratefully welcome, thanks 😉

    I’m just SAYIN’..

    Hope you have a new lock 🙂

  28. May 16th, 2007 at 19:58 | #28

    Hadn’t even heard of it before. Will have to go find it.

    Incidentally, if I happen to save some other yard maintenance tool of yours before I watch KHaC and you would like to thank me, Kind Hearts and Coronets in a handy dandy bucket would be gratefully welcome, thanks 😉

    I’m just SAYIN’..

    Hope you have a new lock 🙂

  29. May 16th, 2007 at 20:17 | #29


    Better bring your bolt cutters if you’re going to (cough)”rescue”(cough) our lawnmower. Come to think of it, our neighbor never got a really good look at the culprit…

  30. May 16th, 2007 at 20:17 | #30


    Better bring your bolt cutters if you’re going to (cough)”rescue”(cough) our lawnmower. Come to think of it, our neighbor never got a really good look at the culprit…

  31. May 16th, 2007 at 20:18 | #31

    Ooooooooooh shiiiinyyyyy

  32. May 16th, 2007 at 20:18 | #32

    Ooooooooooh shiiiinyyyyy

  33. May 16th, 2007 at 20:25 | #33

    Thanks! As my mom said, “you know, we could have been number one and two, but we wanted to be nice about it.”

    Heh.

  34. May 16th, 2007 at 20:25 | #34

    Thanks! As my mom said, “you know, we could have been number one and two, but we wanted to be nice about it.”

    Heh.

  35. May 16th, 2007 at 20:26 | #35

    Shhh! Don’t blow my cover!

  36. May 16th, 2007 at 20:26 | #36

    Shhh! Don’t blow my cover!

  37. May 17th, 2007 at 01:24 | #37

    The internet is made of lies? I’d say the internet got it right for once!!
    You are indeed one of the nicest ladies I know.
    If I were you I’d add it to my business cards.

  38. May 17th, 2007 at 01:24 | #38

    The internet is made of lies? I’d say the internet got it right for once!!
    You are indeed one of the nicest ladies I know.
    If I were you I’d add it to my business cards.

  39. May 17th, 2007 at 16:19 | #39

    This still makes me chuckle. But not in an evil “what the hell?” kinda way. More in a “that’s so cool yet funny” kinda way. Hee!

  40. May 17th, 2007 at 16:19 | #40

    This still makes me chuckle. But not in an evil “what the hell?” kinda way. More in a “that’s so cool yet funny” kinda way. Hee!

  41. May 19th, 2007 at 19:19 | #41

    I will have to go back to my de-funct blog and see if I made a wearwithstyle and “Nice Lady” reference. If you think about alllll the people who’ve purchased hats or kits from you and all of them (us) saying you are a nice lady then really you should be NUMERO UNO! 😀

  42. May 19th, 2007 at 19:19 | #42

    I will have to go back to my de-funct blog and see if I made a wearwithstyle and “Nice Lady” reference. If you think about alllll the people who’ve purchased hats or kits from you and all of them (us) saying you are a nice lady then really you should be NUMERO UNO! 😀

  43. May 19th, 2007 at 19:20 | #43

    …I meant “saying” in their blogs. LOL

  44. May 19th, 2007 at 19:20 | #44

    …I meant “saying” in their blogs. LOL

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