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A lost classic revealed!

Sure, The Red Thread project which someone posted about in earlier seems like an innocuous art project, but it’s obviously blatant plagiarism! Doesn’t anyone remember Dr. Seuss’s lost classic, “Obermeyer’s Grimulous Gromulous Smartsucker?”



I quote:

Then the horrible grimulous gromulous thing,
It started to suck through its grabulous string!

All the brains of the children were sucked from their noodles,
It took out their knowledge, all kits and kaboodles!

It sucked out the minuses! Then all the pluses!
It sucked out the numbers of all of their buses!

It sucked out the names of their dogs and their cats!
It sucked all their thinking from under their hats!

The thinking was gone, their minds were all mush!
Nothing inside but some baba ghanoush!

Then the gribulous grabulous grobulous string,
It started to do a most horrible thing…


Sadly, that’s all I can remember. But really, it’s appalling to see it come to life. I hope the children can save themselves, just as they did in the book. Nobody wants to have their minds permanently smartsucked.

What? I do not have too much time on my hands. Be quiet.

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