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So now apparently when I have a real good bawl, my eyes get red spots all around them, as if a thousand tiny gigolos had given me a thousand tiny hickeys.

It’s been about 16 hours. The puffiness has gone down, and the spots have faded some, but not completely, as you can see. Stupid rosacea. This better not be permanent.

From now on, if any of you see me looking like I might cry, you are required to break into spontaneous dance in order to prevent this from happening. Ugh.

(And yes, spots aside, I’m fine now, thanks.)


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26 responses to “Swell.”

  1. anonymous_jones Avatar

    Okay…I have to ask. Why gigolos?

  2. anonymous_jones Avatar

    Okay…I have to ask. Why gigolos?

  3. tvini Avatar

    It was the first thing I could think of that would be giving me a thousand tiny hickeys.

  4. tvini Avatar

    It was the first thing I could think of that would be giving me a thousand tiny hickeys.

  5. jadziabryn Avatar

    Arg I know your pain. I get super puffy eyelids, and also get this weird, tear-shaped mark under one eye! It’s the creepiest thing, it’s like a tear that never falls.

    Takes forever to fade too. Skin is weird.

  6. jadziabryn Avatar

    Arg I know your pain. I get super puffy eyelids, and also get this weird, tear-shaped mark under one eye! It’s the creepiest thing, it’s like a tear that never falls.

    Takes forever to fade too. Skin is weird.

  7. prostiturtle Avatar

    You forgot your harem of sea monkeys.

  8. prostiturtle Avatar

    You forgot your harem of sea monkeys.

  9. tvini Avatar

    Shhhh! Ix-nay on the ea monkeys-say!

  10. tvini Avatar

    Shhhh! Ix-nay on the ea monkeys-say!

  11. tvini Avatar

    Whoa, a teardrop tattoo. You’re hardcore gangster, yo.

  12. tvini Avatar

    Whoa, a teardrop tattoo. You’re hardcore gangster, yo.

  13. vaeldriil Avatar

    I get those spots too. They’re ever-so-attractive, aren’t they?

  14. vaeldriil Avatar

    I get those spots too. They’re ever-so-attractive, aren’t they?

  15. emmacrew Avatar

    *does a little soft-shoe*

  16. emmacrew Avatar

    *does a little soft-shoe*

  17. tvini Avatar

    Heh. dancing baby icon.

  18. tvini Avatar

    Heh. dancing baby icon.

  19. yarntrollop Avatar

    heh

    Or you can grab a Charlotte’s Web Shawl and take off like BatGirl…But if all else fails, I will burst into “I’ll Never Tell” from Once More with Feeling…

  20. yarntrollop Avatar

    heh

    Or you can grab a Charlotte’s Web Shawl and take off like BatGirl…But if all else fails, I will burst into “I’ll Never Tell” from Once More with Feeling…

  21. tvini Avatar

    Re: heh

    That shawl was begging for me to take off with it. BEGGING!

  22. tvini Avatar

    Re: heh

    That shawl was begging for me to take off with it. BEGGING!

  23. dizzdvl Avatar

    That happens when I barf. Looks like I have been beat.

    Stupid rosacea. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it!

    And sorry you had a cry, but hopefully it was cathartic. *hugs*

  24. dizzdvl Avatar

    That happens when I barf. Looks like I have been beat.

    Stupid rosacea. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it!

    And sorry you had a cry, but hopefully it was cathartic. *hugs*

  25. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    haha

    I had to read the post twice! When you said bawl, I was thinking, good god! Did she really say bawl? Like as in the OTHER bawl. hahaha (laughing alone is sometimes good!) Get it?

    OOOOOOh, she meant crying. I get it now. 🙂

  26. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    haha

    I had to read the post twice! When you said bawl, I was thinking, good god! Did she really say bawl? Like as in the OTHER bawl. hahaha (laughing alone is sometimes good!) Get it?

    OOOOOOh, she meant crying. I get it now. 🙂

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