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Laughing is good.

An elephant was drinking from a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

“What did you do that for?” asked a passing giraffe.

“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.”

“Wow, what a memory,” commented the giraffe.

“Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall.”

Thank you! Thank you! Remember, you can’t throw rotten fruit through the internet.

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  1. Anonymous
    July 30th, 2008 at 17:15 | #1

    Laughing

    thanks, my kind of joke!

  2. Anonymous
    July 30th, 2008 at 17:15 | #2

    Laughing

    thanks, my kind of joke!

  3. Anonymous
    July 30th, 2008 at 17:16 | #3

    Laughing

    thanks, my kind of joke!
    Debra

  4. Anonymous
    July 30th, 2008 at 17:16 | #4

    Laughing

    thanks, my kind of joke!
    Debra

  5. July 30th, 2008 at 18:05 | #5

    Dude.

  6. July 30th, 2008 at 18:05 | #6

    Dude.

  7. July 30th, 2008 at 22:07 | #7

    THAT’S CRUELTY TO TURTLES!!

  8. July 30th, 2008 at 22:07 | #8

    THAT’S CRUELTY TO TURTLES!!

  9. July 30th, 2008 at 22:12 | #9

    Wait, wait, you didn’t let me finish!

    Later, the turtle came back with a machete and hamstrung the elephant. The end.

    Better?

  10. July 30th, 2008 at 22:12 | #10

    Wait, wait, you didn’t let me finish!

    Later, the turtle came back with a machete and hamstrung the elephant. The end.

    Better?

  11. July 30th, 2008 at 22:14 | #11

    So long as the turtle doesn’t have an eyepatch and peg leg.

  12. July 30th, 2008 at 22:14 | #12

    So long as the turtle doesn’t have an eyepatch and peg leg.

  13. July 31st, 2008 at 15:13 | #13

    I don’t know, I might pay money to see a turtle with an eye patch.

  14. July 31st, 2008 at 15:13 | #14

    I don’t know, I might pay money to see a turtle with an eye patch.

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