Looking for info on something on my computer turned up logs of an old online D&D session with (Elf), (rogue), (cleric), (mage), and as the DM.

Elf: turns to look at the Rogue before letting an arrow loose.
Elf rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Elf: omg
Mage: Hah.
Rogue: lol
Dwarf (me): holy crap. I’m glad I’m not in front of you.
DM: (grin)
Cleric: I throw the sunrod at the kobolds so we’re not night-blind. (g)
Cleric: Did he just shoot himself?
DM: Roll again, Elf.
Dwarf: I’m day blind!
Elf rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
DM: That’s a fumble threat. We need to see if you actually… yes, yes you do.
Cleric: He lives? (g)
DM: You fumble.
Dwarf: oh, that’s muuuuch better.
Cleric: Bah.
Elf: ::mumble::
Cleric: How bad?
DM: The arrow goes whizzing up into the air, hits the ceiling, and then clunks down right in the middle of the kobolds. They all look down at it, look at each other, stand up, and grab their weapons.
DM: They see you now.
Dwarf: Haaa!
Rogue: clunks!
Dwarf: We are so toast.
Elf: Holds his head in his hand and slowly shakes his head.

Man, I miss those sessions. I’d love to get another online game going. Good times, good times.