An elephant was drinking from a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
“What did you do that for?” asked a passing giraffe.
“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.”
“Wow, what a memory,” commented the giraffe.
“Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall.”
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Dude.
Dude.
THAT’S CRUELTY TO TURTLES!!
THAT’S CRUELTY TO TURTLES!!
Wait, wait, you didn’t let me finish!
Later, the turtle came back with a machete and hamstrung the elephant. The end.
Better?
Wait, wait, you didn’t let me finish!
Later, the turtle came back with a machete and hamstrung the elephant. The end.
Better?
So long as the turtle doesn’t have an eyepatch and peg leg.
So long as the turtle doesn’t have an eyepatch and peg leg.
I don’t know, I might pay money to see a turtle with an eye patch.
I don’t know, I might pay money to see a turtle with an eye patch.
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