Dear husband,
Today after my shower, I found myself covered with tiny little bristly hairs. It was itchy and unattractive.
In the future, please do not accumulate a week’s worth of beard, shave it off, then use MY TOWEL to wipe/dry your face.
Thank you for your consideration.
Love,
Your wife
Ahh .. the eternal struggle to maintain the sanctity of one’s towel. ::soft chuckle:: I remember going so far as to have names embroidered on them – in BIG LETTERS … and that still didn’t work.
You have my empathy and my best wishes for your eventual victory in your ongoing battle. ::snickers::
Ahh .. the eternal struggle to maintain the sanctity of one’s towel. ::soft chuckle:: I remember going so far as to have names embroidered on them – in BIG LETTERS … and that still didn’t work.
You have my empathy and my best wishes for your eventual victory in your ongoing battle. ::snickers::
I dunno which is worse, finding those hairs like you did or picking them out of your teeth after discovering them embedded in your toothbrush.
I dunno which is worse, finding those hairs like you did or picking them out of your teeth after discovering them embedded in your toothbrush.
GAH! You win.
GAH! You win.
I think the hair is overall worse, but at one point SOMEONE wiped their hands on the towel I use for my hair… to remove a residue of IcyHot from his hands.
Ow.
I think the hair is overall worse, but at one point SOMEONE wiped their hands on the towel I use for my hair… to remove a residue of IcyHot from his hands.
Ow.
Wow! Giving new meaning to the term “hot head.”
Wow! Giving new meaning to the term “hot head.”
BTDT. Ew!!
BTDT. Ew!!
Now I could come down on either side here. Do you use his razor for your legs?
Now I could come down on either side here. Do you use his razor for your legs?
I’ve got my own razor – but I don’t shave my legs. Maybe I should have stressed tiny bristly hairs that are not my own.
I’ve got my own razor – but I don’t shave my legs. Maybe I should have stressed tiny bristly hairs that are not my own.
That was a touch personal and I apologize.
I’ve just known some to steal facial razors for non facial shaving activities and then never warning their partner. If you were one of those I was going to come down on his side. That just drives me nuts.
That was a touch personal and I apologize.
I’ve just known some to steal facial razors for non facial shaving activities and then never warning their partner. If you were one of those I was going to come down on his side. That just drives me nuts.
I didn’t take any offense. I probably should have added a smiley!
Naw, I wouldn’t have stolen his razor. He’s welcome to it. I’ll keep my Preserve recyclable razor. If I’m going to be granola, I’ll stay granola on those occasions when I do shave. 🙂
I didn’t take any offense. I probably should have added a smiley!
Naw, I wouldn’t have stolen his razor. He’s welcome to it. I’ll keep my Preserve recyclable razor. If I’m going to be granola, I’ll stay granola on those occasions when I do shave. 🙂
Does that have a hyphen?
Alright then, that was probably off sides.
Does that have a hyphen?
Alright then, that was probably off sides.
Look at the bright side, it didn’t happen at night and when the toilet seat was up.
Look at the bright side, it didn’t happen at night and when the toilet seat was up.
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