{"id":988,"date":"2006-09-13T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=988"},"modified":"2006-09-13T07:41:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T11:41:00","slug":"are-you-there-god-its-me-tvini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"Are you there, God?  It&#8217;s me, Tvini."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Shedir\/crownyarn.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"2\" height=\"300\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p>Hi, Jesus!  Long time no see!<\/p>\n<p>You remember that thing you did a while back with the loaves and fishes?  Do you do that with yarn?  Because I&#8217;m getting awfully close to the end, and I bought this yarn a long time ago so I don&#8217;t know if I can get more in the same dye lot, and I&#8217;m really nervous about how tight this is going to be.<\/p>\n<p>If you could just kind of make about 20 more yards appear at the end of my skein, that&#8217;d be great.  Ten yards, even, I don&#8217;t want to be greedy.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for your consideration,<br \/>\nTvini<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, Jesus! Long time no see! You remember that thing you did a while back with the loaves and fishes? Do you do that with yarn? Because I&#8217;m getting awfully close to the end, and I bought this yarn a long time ago so I don&#8217;t know if I can get more in the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}