{"id":985,"date":"2006-09-10T19:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=985"},"modified":"2006-09-10T19:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-10T23:54:00","slug":"brioche-stitch-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"brioche stitch insanity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Brioche stitch hat eats brain.  Film at eleven.--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/briochehat\/briocheoriginal.jpg\" height=\"225\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" align=\"right\"><br \/>\nSo there&#8217;s a guy who has a hat that he just loves, but he&#8217;d like one exactly like it in black, to keep him warm on the slopes this winter.<\/p>\n<p>I looked it over and immediately saw that it was brioche stitch, 32 stitch longtail cast-on, knit flat and seamed.  Mass-made in China.  No problemo!<\/p>\n<p>Or so you&#8217;d think.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/briochehat\/briochetest1.jpg\" height=\"200\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" align=\"left\">My first error was in trying to get too clever and do it in the round.  I much prefer to knit in the round.  No seaming, and I tend to knit faster in the round.  But the brioche stitch didn&#8217;t behave the same in the round as it did flat, even converting all the knits to purls, etc., on every other round.  It was puffy and unruly.<\/p>\n<p>My second error was in trying to do this late at night when I was both  tired and hopped up on a raspberry mocha at the weekly stitch&#8217;n&#8217;bitch at Books-A-Million.  Without instructions.  Not the best setting to try an unfamiliar technique.  I can still hear <lj user=prostiturtle>&#8216;s mocking laughter.  Of course, I hear that most of the time.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/briochehat\/briochetest3.jpg\" height=\"175\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" align=\"left\"><br \/>\nMy third error was that I was reading the directions, but not the stitches.  Instead of looking at what I was doing and how it was behaving on the needles, I was looking at how it <i>should<\/i> work on paper.  It&#8217;s like reading a recipe without looking at your ingredients, not sampling it as you go, then wondering why it tastes like smelly boot foot.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/briochehat\/briocheflat1.jpg\" height=\"250\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" align=\"right\">At any rate.  I posted to <lj user=knitting> about my woes, and <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/knitting\/7495206.html\">some good suggestions were offered.<\/a>  I tried some, like a different yarn that was plied (no dice) on smaller needles (ditto).  Several people suggested the obvious, &#8220;just knit it flat.&#8221;  And they&#8217;re right, if the original was knit flat and seamed, then that&#8217;s what I should try.<\/p>\n<p>The difficulty with posting pictures of this is that it&#8217;s so black that it doesn&#8217;t photograph well.  However, the gauge on the new flat swatch is exactly the same as the original hat, and the stitch pattern is the same.  Again, you can&#8217;t see it well, so you&#8217;ll have to trust me that it&#8217;s looking pretty dead on, although slightly fluffier because this is 100% wool as opposed to the blend of the original.  Obviously, I do not have access to the yarn that the original hat used.<\/p>\n<p>After it&#8217;s decreased, cast off, and seamed, I&#8217;ll try to take better pictures when it&#8217;s daylight, so that I can post to <lj user=knitting> and thank folks for their input.<\/p>\n<p>I love it when a project that looks simple teaches you something new &#8211; or something old that you need to remember!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}