{"id":943,"date":"2006-07-11T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=943"},"modified":"2006-07-11T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T19:04:00","slug":"eau-de-gator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"Eau de Gator."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So while we were gassing up the car, Emily decided we should get a car wash.  She used to enjoy it, but has been nervous about going through the machine for about a year, so I decided to spring for it.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the filling station apparently hadn&#8217;t recycled their water in quite a while, because now my car smells like a bowling alley shoe at the end of the night.  Disgusting, with just a hint of lemon freshness.  Worse, since my driver&#8217;s side window doesn&#8217;t seal all the way, the scumwater leaked onto my sleeve and pant leg.  Now I smell like Swamp Thing.<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least nobody&#8217;ll be invading my personal space for a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So while we were gassing up the car, Emily decided we should get a car wash. She used to enjoy it, but has been nervous about going through the machine for about a year, so I decided to spring for it. Unfortunately, the filling station apparently hadn&#8217;t recycled their water in quite a while, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}