{"id":913,"date":"2006-06-07T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T11:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=913"},"modified":"2006-06-07T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T11:46:00","slug":"heh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":"Heh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.knitting-and.com\/knitting\/patterns\/charts\/star-trek.htm\">Geekiest.  Charts.  Ever.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday my daughter and I were poking around outside, and found some pillbugs.  She picked one up and took it to the front door and said, &#8220;It can live with me!&#8221;  So we brought it in and put it in her little bug habitat.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s done this with pillbugs before.  The part that cracks me up is that she named her pillbug &#8220;Cat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cat&#8221; was joined by several more pillbugs, one of which she forcefully tried to unroll, and then handed the two halves to  me and said, &#8220;this one&#8217;s broken.&#8221;  She knows not to do that now.  I&#8217;m about to go set the survivors free.  She&#8217;s been talking about wanting a puppy (note, she would hate this in real life) or a hermit crab and maybe a fish.  Given the hazards of being one of her pets, I think we&#8217;ll stick with the pillbugs for now.<\/p>\n<p>Going to get my hair cut today.  It&#8217;s doing that floopy wings thing that it does on the sides when I let it go too long.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ahead on Jayne orders.  In other words, I do have hats in the queue, but I&#8217;m getting them out quicker than the estimated time I gave to the clients.  I&#8217;m going to pause, though, and knit something else so I don&#8217;t go crazy, so it&#8217;ll probably go back to &#8220;right on time&#8221; in the next few days.  Knitting time will slow down after school&#8217;s out on Friday, anyway, and then the hubby&#8217;s out of town next week.  Bleah.<\/p>\n<p>Hats up next for Oregon, Australia, and Charlotte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geekiest. Charts. Ever. Yesterday my daughter and I were poking around outside, and found some pillbugs. She picked one up and took it to the front door and said, &#8220;It can live with me!&#8221; So we brought it in and put it in her little bug habitat. She&#8217;s done this with pillbugs before. The part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}