{"id":860,"date":"2006-04-24T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T03:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=860"},"modified":"2006-04-24T23:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T03:19:00","slug":"meme-stolen-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"Meme stolen from"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table CELLSPACING=0 STYLE=\"border:solid black 2px; margin:30px; background:#0088bb; font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;\">\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"font-weight:bold; background:#0077aa; padding:3px; color:black;\">If you were intending to buy a Amalfi striped 8&#215;10 rug for US$650.00, you could instead buy:<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<ul STYLE=\"text-align:left; color:black;\">\n<li>twelve thousand, two hundred and thirteen 5mm light-emitting diodes<\/li>\n<li>a low-end camcorder<\/li>\n<li>twenty-five days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England<\/li>\n<li>three hours with a London prostitute<\/li>\n<li>two hundred and sixty-seven quarter-pounders with cheese<\/li>\n<li>sixteen kilograms of cheese<\/li>\n<li>one hundred and eight kilograms of honey<\/li>\n<li>three grams of heroin<\/li>\n<li>one day of chart music on CD<\/li>\n<li>eight thousand, one hundred and seventy-six small plastic zombies<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<table CELLSPACING=0 STYLE=\"border:solid black 1px; background:#cccccc; color:black; font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;\">\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"background:#aaaaaa; font-weight:bold; color:black;\">What are you thinking of buying?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"color:black;\">\n<form ACTION=\"http:\/\/quiz.ravenblack.net\/prices.pl\" METHOD=\"GET\">I might buy <input TYPE=\"TEXT\" NAME=\"t\" \/> for <input TYPE=\"TEXT\" NAME=\"p\" SIZE=4 \/> <select NAME=\"c\"><option VALUE=\"GBP\">UK pounds sterling<\/option><option VALUE=\"CAD\">Canadian dollars<\/option><option VALUE=\"AUD\">Australian dollars<\/option><option VALUE=\"EUR\">Euros<\/option><option SELECTED VALUE=\"USD\">US dollars<\/option><\/select><input TYPE=\"SUBMIT\" VALUE=\"Go\" \/><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hell, no, I&#8217;m not buying a $650 rug that my cat would claw to ribbons anyway.  But I gotta say, those zombies are very tempting.  I only got 100 with my copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twilightcreationsinc.com\/zombies\/\">Zombies!!!<\/a> and you never know when you might need eight thousand and seventy six spares.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolstuffinc.com\/main_boardGame.php?viewType=view%20board%20games&#038;fpid=Acc-BGTC001\">Zombies!!!<\/a> is a fun board game put out by a small company, and I enjoy it.  If you prefer your zombie action online, though, there&#8217;s always <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandead.com\/\">The Urban Dead.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you were intending to buy a Amalfi striped 8&#215;10 rug for US$650.00, you could instead buy: twelve thousand, two hundred and thirteen 5mm light-emitting diodes a low-end camcorder twenty-five days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England three hours with a London prostitute two hundred and sixty-seven quarter-pounders with cheese sixteen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}