{"id":859,"date":"2006-04-24T09:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-24T13:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=859"},"modified":"2006-04-24T09:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-24T13:12:00","slug":"the-day-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=859","title":{"rendered":"The day so far:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>7am:<\/b> Tiff with husband.<\/p>\n<p><b>8am:<\/b> Take daughter to dentist.  Find out she&#8217;s got a cavity in a permanent molar, which didn&#8217;t come in that long ago.  Dentist believes this means she has unusually weak enamel and will need to be very careful throughout her life.  Discuss using nitrous oxide to put the whammy on my daughter while filling her cavity.  I tell him I need to do more research first.<\/p>\n<p><b>9am:<\/b> Run over chipmunk while taking daughter to school.<\/p>\n<p>Lordy, I&#8217;m afraid to do anything else today.<\/p>\n<p><b> ETA:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.originalpancakehouse.com\/images\/php_dutch.jpg\" \/ align=\"right\" border=\"3\" hspace=\"10\"><\/p>\n<p><b>11am:<\/b> Say &#8220;screw it!&#8221; and go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.originalpancakehouse.com\/index.htm\">Original Pancake House<\/a>.  Order gigantic Dutch Baby filled with fresh strawberries, accompanied by bacon, skim milk, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.  Eat half, take rest home to drown more sorrows in later.<\/p>\n<p>Take THAT, crappy day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7am: Tiff with husband. 8am: Take daughter to dentist. Find out she&#8217;s got a cavity in a permanent molar, which didn&#8217;t come in that long ago. Dentist believes this means she has unusually weak enamel and will need to be very careful throughout her life. Discuss using nitrous oxide to put the whammy on my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}