{"id":826,"date":"2006-03-22T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=826"},"modified":"2006-03-22T21:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-23T01:28:00","slug":"ugh-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"Ugh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had two clients who had measured their heads at 24+ inches tell me that their hats are just a hair looser than they&#8217;d like.  My math is spot on.  I&#8217;ve re-knitted one and am about to re-knit the other.  From now on, I&#8217;m just not going to believe anyone who tells me they have a big noggin.<\/p>\n<p>Big-headed weirdos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had two clients who had measured their heads at 24+ inches tell me that their hats are just a hair looser than they&#8217;d like. My math is spot on. I&#8217;ve re-knitted one and am about to re-knit the other. From now on, I&#8217;m just not going to believe anyone who tells me they have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}