{"id":825,"date":"2006-03-22T13:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=825"},"modified":"2006-03-22T13:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T17:31:00","slug":"well-that-was-unexpected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=825","title":{"rendered":"Well, that was unexpected."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monkees.net\/gif\/davidjns.gif\" \/>    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/Marchhair.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<i>    Before &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.   After<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s better.  I can take care of that little poky bit at the back and we&#8217;re all good!  This is the most modern haircut I&#8217;ve had in 20 years.  I started out alternating between hating it and loving it, but now I think I&#8217;ve settled on &#8220;really like it.&#8221;  God knows it&#8217;s a damn sight better than it was when I walked in.<\/p>\n<p>I walked out with a jar of Italian hair goop called Actyva Mania Glam.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kemon.it\/public\/prd\/203\/Mania-Glam.jpg\" \/>  I&#8217;m pretty sure it contains equal parts of Gak and grape bubble gum.  (By the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.completerecipes.com\/48965.htm\">making your own Gak<\/a> is a fun activity for kids or bored adults.)<\/p>\n<p>It turns out the new girl, who has more energy than a caffeinated Chihuahua, went to my high school.  She was a sophomore there while I was a senior.  So we reminisced about old times.  I had forgotten the last names, and even first names, of an appalling number of folks.  We were a couple of years apart, though, so probably didn&#8217;t run with the same crowd.  She was apparently much more of a partyer than I was.  Still, we talked about girls we&#8217;d had crushes on, and who was doing what now.  I&#8217;m obviously settled and married now, and that did come up, but I think she may have thought I was a little wilder than I actually am, and maybe played a little looser with the razor as a result.  Eh, I&#8217;m happy.  We&#8217;ll see if it&#8217;s still holding up tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. After Well, that&#8217;s better. I can take care of that little poky bit at the back and we&#8217;re all good! This is the most modern haircut I&#8217;ve had in 20 years. I started out alternating between hating it and loving it, but now I think I&#8217;ve settled on &#8220;really like it.&#8221; God knows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}