{"id":758,"date":"2006-01-15T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=758"},"modified":"2006-01-15T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T22:22:00","slug":"yowch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Yowch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This looked like a cute little poll.  Then number seven came up.  Suddenly it was just weird.<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;\">\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center;font-size:110%;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl?subject=Tvini&#038;gender=f\">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tvini!<\/a><br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>Baskin Robbins once made Tvini flavoured ice cream.<\/li>\n<li>In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Tvini in your mouth.<\/li>\n<li>You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Tvini to reach the earth&#8217;s core.<\/li>\n<li>Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Tvini.<\/li>\n<li>By tradition, a girl standing under Tvini cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!<\/li>\n<li>All swans in England belong to Tvini.<\/li>\n<li>Scientists have discovered that Tvini can smell the presence of autism in children.<\/li>\n<li>The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Tvini.<\/li>\n<li>The colour of Tvini is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.<\/li>\n<li>Over half of Americans are officially Tvini!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl\" method=\"get\" style=\"background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center\">\nI am interested in <input name=\"subject\" type=\"text\"> &#8211; do tell me about<br \/>\n<select name=\"gender\"><option value=\"f\">her<\/option><option value=\"m\">him<\/option><option value=\"n\">it<\/option><option value=\"p\">them<\/option><\/select><br \/>\n<input value=\"Go\" type=\"submit\"><br \/>\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This looked like a cute little poll. Then number seven came up. Suddenly it was just weird. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tvini! Baskin Robbins once made Tvini flavoured ice cream. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Tvini in your mouth. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Tvini [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}