{"id":743,"date":"2005-12-22T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=743"},"modified":"2005-12-22T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T22:39:00","slug":"amazon-you-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=743","title":{"rendered":"Amazon, you suck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading <lj user=crazycatladymel>&#8216;s tale of woe, I feel inspired to post mine.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for eleven books I ordered on the 16th.  They&#8217;re part of a larger order that was split into three shipments, which is fine.  Hey, that means they&#8217;re trying to get it all out of the door as quickly as they can, right?  Well, two shipments have arrived.  According to my account, the third is still waiting.  In what world does &#8220;two day delivery&#8221; mean &#8220;waiting to be shipped six days later?&#8221;  And according to the info at the top of the account, it can&#8217;t be cancelled, it can only be returned.  Which makes zero sense to me if it&#8217;s still physically sitting on their property.  I would have HAPPILY removed whatever one book is holding it up immediately had I realized, but it&#8217;s damn hard to see what part is gumming up the works, so how the hell was I supposed to figure that out?<\/p>\n<p>All I know is that I&#8217;m short eleven children&#8217;s books, and I leave town to meet those children tomorrow morning.  Which means I have to go to my local bookstore and brave the crowds tonight, buying the exact same books I&#8217;ve already paid for.<\/p>\n<p>Can only be returned?  Damn right it&#8217;ll be returned.  And neither I nor my Amazon.com credit card will darken their door again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading &#8216;s tale of woe, I feel inspired to post mine. I&#8217;m still waiting for eleven books I ordered on the 16th. They&#8217;re part of a larger order that was split into three shipments, which is fine. Hey, that means they&#8217;re trying to get it all out of the door as quickly as they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}