{"id":724,"date":"2005-12-05T13:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=724"},"modified":"2005-12-05T13:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T17:04:00","slug":"great-coal-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=724","title":{"rendered":"Great.  Coal again."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/santa.gif'><font size=6>Dear Santa&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>Last week I punched <a href=\"http:\/\/jennnlee.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jennnlee<\/a> in the arm <font size=-3 color=gray>(-10 points)<\/font>.  Last Thursday I committed genocide&#8230; Sorry about that, <a href=\"http:\/\/iharthdarth.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">iharthdarth<\/a> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5000 points)<\/font>.  In April I helped <a href=\"http:\/\/vaeldriil.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">vaeldriil<\/a> see the light <font size=-3 color=gray>(8 points)<\/font>.  Last Wednesday I helped <a href=\"http:\/\/kwiltbank.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">kwiltbank<\/a> hide a body <font size=-3 color=gray>(-173 points)<\/font>.  Last Saturday <a href=\"http:\/\/aunt_reexy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">aunt_reexy<\/a> and I robbed a bank <font size=-3 color=gray>(-50 points)<\/font>.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>naughty<\/b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5225 points)<\/font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a moldy sandwich<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>Tvini<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<form action='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! Last week I punched jennnlee in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide&#8230; Sorry about that, iharthdarth (-5000 points). In April I helped vaeldriil see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I helped kwiltbank hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday aunt_reexy and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}