{"id":718,"date":"2005-11-21T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-21T12:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=718"},"modified":"2005-11-21T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T12:13:00","slug":"best-jayne-hat-knitter-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=718","title":{"rendered":"Best.  Jayne hat knitter.  Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jayne&#8217;s mom called me on the phone on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>She was a little old lady who had never heard of Firefly or Serenity, but she saw a picture of the hat in the newspaper and thought it would be just darling for her grandson.  She wanted to order a kit so she could make one for him.  We talked for a while, and she said she thought she&#8217;d rather do it in blues and purples&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/LPBbluepurple.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230; which I happen to have on hand, so that works right out.<\/p>\n<p>I gave her a discount because she&#8217;s in town and I wouldn&#8217;t have to ship.  It turns out I&#8217;ll be shipping anyway, but I don&#8217;t mind.  I&#8217;m also going to size the pattern down for her, because her grandson is still a child.<\/p>\n<p>I swear, it was just like talking to Jayne&#8217;s mom.  She just wanted something fun and nice to keep her baby warm in space.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the &#8220;in space&#8221; part might have been implied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jayne&#8217;s mom called me on the phone on Friday. She was a little old lady who had never heard of Firefly or Serenity, but she saw a picture of the hat in the newspaper and thought it would be just darling for her grandson. She wanted to order a kit so she could make one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}