{"id":708,"date":"2005-11-11T18:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=708"},"modified":"2005-11-11T18:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T22:04:00","slug":"dragonrealms-low-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"Dragonrealms Low Humor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More backchannel follies.<\/p>\n<p><b>[Tvini]<\/b> Why would you want a spellbook?  Traders don&#8217;t need spellbooks.<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya]<\/b> &#8230;<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya]<\/b> Why wouldn&#8217;t a trader want one, huh?!?<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> Why would they?<br \/>\n<b>[Wythor]<\/b> A trader could sell one for a good profit&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya]<\/b> Scholarship, and they&#8217;re purdy<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya] <\/b>And that too<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> To smack the yak?<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> Actually, &#8220;smack the yak&#8221; sounds like some kind of euphemism.<br \/>\n<b>[Chakram]<\/b> That a dirty euphamism (Tvini)?<br \/>\n<b>[Chakram]<\/b> Hehe.<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> hee!<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya] <\/b>See, I&#8217;m telling you&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> We&#8217;re in sync today.<br \/>\n<b>[Chakram]<\/b> (Ilanya) smacks her yak all the time, don&#8217;t you?<br \/>\n<b>[Wythor] <\/b>You should make that your new signature on the boards. &#8220;Go ahead&#8230; smack my yak.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>[Chakram]<\/b> Trying to get it to go faster.<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> sidles up to the guild butler and says, &#8220;So&#8230; you wanna go smack the yak?&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya]<\/b> You guys are sick.  SICK!<br \/>\n<b>[Chakram]<\/b> Glad you noticed.<br \/>\n<b>[Ilanya]<\/b> I&#8217;ve been trying not to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More backchannel follies. [Tvini] Why would you want a spellbook? Traders don&#8217;t need spellbooks. [Ilanya] &#8230; [Ilanya] Why wouldn&#8217;t a trader want one, huh?!? [Tvini] Why would they? [Wythor] A trader could sell one for a good profit&#8230; [Ilanya] Scholarship, and they&#8217;re purdy [Ilanya] And that too [Tvini] To smack the yak? [Tvini] Actually, &#8220;smack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}