{"id":646,"date":"2005-09-12T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T00:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=646"},"modified":"2005-09-12T20:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-13T00:18:00","slug":"bond-jane-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Bond.  Jane Bond."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I send lunch with my daughter to school every day.  The same thing, every day, because if I send other things, even things she likes, she won&#8217;t eat them.  In fact, in the past, when I have sent things in her lunchbox that she likes, but that were unexpected, she has later refused ever to eat them again.  It&#8217;s just a function of her PDD-NOS, so I roll with it, and pack the same lunch every day &#8211; even though she hasn&#8217;t eaten the raisins I send for a year now.<\/p>\n<p>So imagine my surprise upon learning that apparently, she has been keeping her lunchbox in her backpack and been telling her teacher that she didn&#8217;t bring one when it&#8217;s pizza day in the cafeteria.  I learned this by getting a bill from the cafeteria for $6.35.  Yep, apparently she&#8217;s been sneaking through the lunch line.  And here I thought she just wasn&#8217;t eating any lunch.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d have to know my daughter to understand how genuinely thrilled I am by this.  Wanting to do this sort of thing, and executing her fiendish plan, takes a level of sophistication that I am very gratified to see my daughter developing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I send lunch with my daughter to school every day. The same thing, every day, because if I send other things, even things she likes, she won&#8217;t eat them. In fact, in the past, when I have sent things in her lunchbox that she likes, but that were unexpected, she has later refused ever to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}