{"id":644,"date":"2005-09-09T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=644"},"modified":"2005-09-09T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T16:44:00","slug":"line-ends-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=644","title":{"rendered":"Line Ends Here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s all, folks!  If you&#8217;re not in the queue already, I can&#8217;t guarantee that you&#8217;ll get a Jayne hat by the 30th, in time for the Serenity premiere.  I&#8217;ve got 12 hats in line, and am averaging about two hats every three days.  Well, really it&#8217;s more like a hat a day right now, but  I feel the need to factor in what I call &#8220;hit by a bus&#8221; time.  I wouldn&#8217;t want to guarantee you&#8217;d get a hat in time for the premiere, then get hit by a bus and not be able to follow through on the promise.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still glad to take orders, but if you want a hat for the premiere and haven&#8217;t already made arrangements to get one, you&#8217;re probably out of luck.  I can recommend some other good Browncoat knitters, but I hear they&#8217;re swamped too.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; you&#8217;ll still look cool, just by showing up for the premiere.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s all, folks! If you&#8217;re not in the queue already, I can&#8217;t guarantee that you&#8217;ll get a Jayne hat by the 30th, in time for the Serenity premiere. I&#8217;ve got 12 hats in line, and am averaging about two hats every three days. Well, really it&#8217;s more like a hat a day right now, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}