{"id":627,"date":"2005-08-18T19:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=627"},"modified":"2005-08-18T19:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T23:02:00","slug":"grr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"Grr."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/halfsock.jpg\">zipping along on a sock<\/a>, turned the heel, decreasing for the gusset on the instep, doing okay, not able to knit on it that much but still enjoying it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then the cat craps on the pattern.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid cat.  I should take that stupid hat away from you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m zipping along on a sock, turned the heel, decreasing for the gusset on the instep, doing okay, not able to knit on it that much but still enjoying it&#8230; &#8230;and then the cat craps on the pattern. Stupid cat. I should take that stupid hat away from you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[50,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}