{"id":610,"date":"2005-08-03T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T13:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=610"},"modified":"2005-08-03T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-03T13:52:00","slug":"go-forth-and-multiply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Go forth and multiply!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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72,180 descendants<\/b><\/font>
– you’re more genetically fit than 43% of the current population – <\/i><\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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72,180<\/font><\/b>. Not bad. You’re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. <\/p>\n

You’re at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you’ll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.<\/p>\n

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It’s based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you’ll have significant offspring with two<\/b> separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. <\/i> The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 99%<\/b> on fitnessfactor<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test<\/a> written by gwendolynbooks<\/a> on OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Eh, I can live with that. Interestingly, when I plugged in my answers as though I were still 22, I had 95,720 descendants and was more fit than 45 percent of the population. Clearly, years of fidelity are hurting me in the gene-spreading area.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}