{"id":61,"date":"2004-03-29T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-29T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2008-04-06T13:02:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T17:02:21","slug":"i-may-be-an-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"I may be an addict."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I go by one of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlotteyarn.com\/\">local yarn stores<\/a> to get a $1 stitch holder (aka glorified safety pin).  While I&#8217;m there, I&#8217;m carrying my booga bag, and everybody oohs and aahs gratifyingly over it.  Then the yarn saleslady motions to me and says, &#8220;We&#8217;ve got some new stuff in the back room, haven&#8217;t even put it out yet!&#8221;  She takes me back there and lets me caress the yarn.  Hmm&#8230; I come in for a one dollar thingie, and they want me to caress the $19 skeins of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theknittinggarden.com\/no-bigkureyon.htm\">Big Kureyon.<\/a>  I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re trying to feed my habit.  Suppliers are the same everywhere!  I&#8217;m doomed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I go by one of my local yarn stores to get a $1 stitch holder (aka glorified safety pin). While I&#8217;m there, I&#8217;m carrying my booga bag, and everybody oohs and aahs gratifyingly over it. Then the yarn saleslady motions to me and says, &#8220;We&#8217;ve got some new stuff in the back room, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,1],"tags":[11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}