{"id":589,"date":"2005-07-14T21:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-15T01:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=589"},"modified":"2005-07-14T21:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-15T01:39:00","slug":"ugh-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=589","title":{"rendered":"Ugh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulate me, everyone.  As I discovered after the ATM spit my bank card back at me tonight, I am the latest casualty in the identity theft epidemic.  Apparently someone got hold of my bank card number and has been redecorating his or her home, possibly calling foreign countries (I&#8217;m not sure exactly what they were doing to generate a nearly $300 wireless bill) and attempting to purchase plane tickets.  But hey, guys, thanks for the consideration in going with a discount ticket broker &#8211; I appreciate your thriftiness in attempting to make my money stretch as far as possible.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure this will be a fun little mess to untangle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulate me, everyone. As I discovered after the ATM spit my bank card back at me tonight, I am the latest casualty in the identity theft epidemic. Apparently someone got hold of my bank card number and has been redecorating his or her home, possibly calling foreign countries (I&#8217;m not sure exactly what they were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}