{"id":579,"date":"2005-06-29T22:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2005-06-29T22:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T02:55:00","slug":"greed-is-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"Greed is good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mailed off my first Secret Pal package the other day, since our hot streak broke and it&#8217;s finally cool enough here to send chocolate and have it arrive in a non-liquid state.<\/p>\n<p>Then I got a great idea for my next package and talked to a lady on the phone who sent me the things I asked for.<\/p>\n<p>And I want to keep them!  I don&#8217;t want to give them up!  They&#8217;re so pretty and small and cute!<\/p>\n<p>Help me be strong!  I got these for someone else, remind me that I should actually give them to someone else.  That&#8217;s the whole point of Secret Pal!  Arrrrggghh!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mailed off my first Secret Pal package the other day, since our hot streak broke and it&#8217;s finally cool enough here to send chocolate and have it arrive in a non-liquid state. Then I got a great idea for my next package and talked to a lady on the phone who sent me the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}