{"id":531,"date":"2005-04-23T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-24T00:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=531"},"modified":"2005-04-23T20:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T00:14:00","slug":"what-am-i-marvin-the-paranoid-android","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"What am I, Marvin the Paranoid Android?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, that’s one quiz I wish I hadn’t cribbed. Thanks for nothin’, laarth<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n
<\/td>\n You scored as Suicide<\/b>. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.<\/p>\n\n\n
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Suicide<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n73%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Natural Causes<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n60%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Disease<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n53%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Eaten<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n47%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Gunshot<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n47%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Bomb<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n47%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Posion<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n40%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Disappear<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n40%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Accident<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n33%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Stabbed<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n27%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Cut Throat<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n27%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Suffocated<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n27%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n

Drowning<\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n7%<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

How Will You Die??<\/a>
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Well, that’s one quiz I wish I hadn’t cribbed. Thanks for nothin’, laarth You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Suicide 73% Natural Causes 60% Disease 53% Eaten 47% Gunshot 47% Bomb 47% Posion 40% Disappear 40% Accident […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}