{"id":514,"date":"2005-03-24T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=514"},"modified":"2005-03-24T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-24T14:24:00","slug":"get-some-clothes-on-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=514","title":{"rendered":"Get some clothes on, woman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m wrestling a pair of jeans onto a mannequin that my husband has stored in the attic from his college days, and I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;I should LJ this.&#8221;  Things that are absurd are ripe for Livejournal.  I continue to think this as her leg falls off, as I have to hoist her by her boobs to get the steel rod inserted into her calf, and&#8230; as I notice that my old college clothes are too big for her.<\/p>\n<p>People.  In college, I weighed 115 pounds, wore a size six or eight, lifted weights (like, actual iron, not those little tiny dumbbells), and was generally in very good shape.  I once lifted a Volvo that was stuck in a stairwell off of its shocks.  My point is, I had a good, healthy body and was average weight for my height, and my old clothes are just hanging on this mannequin.  And the mannequin is taller than me.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s no wonder girls get so screwed up with body image.<\/p>\n<p>Now if you&#8217;ll pardon me, I have to go glue a finger back onto a fiberglass hand and mutter to myself some more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m wrestling a pair of jeans onto a mannequin that my husband has stored in the attic from his college days, and I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;I should LJ this.&#8221; Things that are absurd are ripe for Livejournal. I continue to think this as her leg falls off, as I have to hoist her by her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}