{"id":498,"date":"2005-03-06T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-06T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=498"},"modified":"2005-03-06T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-06T21:45:00","slug":"gm-vaeldriil-had-her-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"GM Vaeldriil had her baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So earlier this week, I went, &#8220;Hmm.  Auriane&#8217;s au pair was so nice to her, and I know she wanted a hat&#8230; I should go ahead and do that.  But on the other hand, Vaeldriil&#8217;s going to have her baby soon, and I have something I want to knit for her.  Naah, I&#8217;ve got time for that.&#8221;  Then I started the hat, which is more than halfway done.<\/p>\n<p>Then Vaeldriil had the baby early.<\/p>\n<p>D&#8217;oh!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Auriane&#8217;s au pair, you&#8217;ve been bumped back down on the list.  Durned overeager babies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So earlier this week, I went, &#8220;Hmm. Auriane&#8217;s au pair was so nice to her, and I know she wanted a hat&#8230; I should go ahead and do that. But on the other hand, Vaeldriil&#8217;s going to have her baby soon, and I have something I want to knit for her. Naah, I&#8217;ve got time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}