{"id":478,"date":"2005-01-29T22:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-30T02:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2009-09-07T00:25:51","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T04:25:51","slug":"the-camel-sleeps-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"The camel sleeps tonight&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/camelbox.jpg\" target=\"blank\" title=\"Box of candy from Air Force Guy\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/camelbox.jpg\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" align=\"right\" height=\"150\"><\/a>Remember how my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booksforsoldiers.com\">booksforsoldiers<\/a> guy very kindly sent my daughter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/camelbox.jpg\">a box of candy and a stuffed camel<\/a>?  Well, he wrote to ask what the camel sounds like.  He said, &#8220;I would assume it might sound like a camel but I rarely hear anything out of the camels when they pass us in the desert.  Pretty quiet actually.&#8221;  So I finally put batteries in.<\/p>\n<p>Ho.  Lee.  Crap.<\/p>\n<p>Unless real camels burst into song when you push on their shoulders, this does not sound like a real camel.  And the eyes&#8230; the eyes were very unexpected.<\/p>\n<p>Shall I share a link?  Yes, I think I shall.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/FunkyCamelSmall.avi\">Small camel movie<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/FunkyCamelLarge.avi\">Big camel movie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Does anyone out there have any clue what this song is?  I&#8217;ve plumbed resources all the way to an online buddy of my husband&#8217;s in Israel, and no luck.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that this is some kind of demon camel meant to hypnotize my daughter into joining the Taliban or something.  Excuse me&#8230; I feel the need to go put on a burqa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how my booksforsoldiers guy very kindly sent my daughter a box of candy and a stuffed camel? Well, he wrote to ask what the camel sounds like. He said, &#8220;I would assume it might sound like a camel but I rarely hear anything out of the camels when they pass us in the desert. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,8,29,20],"tags":[51,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2217,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions\/2217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}