{"id":475,"date":"2005-01-26T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T21:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2005-01-26T17:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T21:12:00","slug":"it-was-inevitable-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"It was inevitable, people."},"content":{"rendered":"<table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'>\n<form action='http:\/\/memegen.net\/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074748506' method='POST'>\n<tr>\n<th colspan=2  bgcolor='#000000'><font color='#DDDD88'>LiveJournal Knitting Class by <a href='http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/captainvern'><font color='#DDDD88'>CaptainVern<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Username<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='armored_username' value='tvini' size='20'><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Can&#8217;t cast on<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>aunt_reexy<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Can knit you a scarf in 15 minutes<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>cadetstar<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Only knits with the most expensive yarns<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>gm_eisu<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Intarsia pro<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>vaeldriil<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Thinks knitting is &#8220;too girly&#8221;<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>blasword<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Knits cat toys all day and talks to no one<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>westryl<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Has been working on the same afghan for 5 years<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>cadaya<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Wants to stab people with needles<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>gm_ilanya<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Rips out their work all the time<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>arfn<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Spins their own yarn<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>gm_ellerina<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Owns too many knitting books<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>jadziabryn<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><input type='hidden' name='un' value='CaptainVern'><input type='hidden' name='meme' value='1074748506'><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><input type='submit' value='Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!'><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><font size='-1' color='#FFFFFF'><a href='http:\/\/memegen.net\/'><font color='#DDDD88'>Quiz created with MemeGen<\/font><\/a>!<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LiveJournal Knitting Class by CaptainVern Username Can&#8217;t cast on aunt_reexy Can knit you a scarf in 15 minutes cadetstar Only knits with the most expensive yarns gm_eisu Intarsia pro vaeldriil Thinks knitting is &#8220;too girly&#8221; 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