{"id":474,"date":"2005-01-25T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=474"},"modified":"2005-01-25T22:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T02:46:00","slug":"cribbed-from-dao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=474","title":{"rendered":"Cribbed from dao"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" style=\"width:320px;border:1px solid black;padding:5px;background:green;\">\n<tr style=\"border:1px solid black;padding:5px;background:white;\">\n<td align=\"center\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center;margin:0;font-size:19px; font-variant:small-caps;color:green;\"><b>The Great LiveJournal<br \/>Outage of 2005<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;margin:15px 0 15px 0;color:green;\">During the outage I got laid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 5px 0;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/outage.geek-foo.net\" style=\"font-size:18px;color:green;\"><b><i><u>What did you do?<\/u><\/i><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;margin:0;color:green; text-align:right;\">Brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/geek-foo.net\" style=\"color: #557;\">geek-foo<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Great LiveJournalOutage of 2005 During the outage I got laid. What did you do? Brought to you by geek-foo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}