{"id":442,"date":"2004-11-25T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-26T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=442"},"modified":"2004-11-25T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-26T00:37:00","slug":"its-a-crappy-thanksgiving-charlie-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=442","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a crappy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the crappiness just keeps coming.<\/p>\n<p>Every year, we have <a href=\"http:\/\/chicken.allrecipes.com\/az\/CornishGameHenswithGarlica.asp\">Cornish game hens with garlic, rosemary, and lemon.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This year, as I went to pour the mixture of white wine, broth, and olive oil on the hens, the predictable happened.  It had never happened before, but of course in hindsight it was predictable.<\/p>\n<p>Room temperature mixture + 450 degree Pyrex = EXPLODING CASSEROLE DISH.<\/p>\n<p>All over the kitchen.  Great.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the crappiness just keeps coming. Every year, we have Cornish game hens with garlic, rosemary, and lemon. This year, as I went to pour the mixture of white wine, broth, and olive oil on the hens, the predictable happened. It had never happened before, but of course in hindsight it was predictable. Room temperature [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[92],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}