{"id":411,"date":"2004-10-19T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2004-10-19T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-20T00:30:00","slug":"keepin-it-fresh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"Keepin’ it fresh."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been doing DR weddings since 1997, and I still see new stuff on every sheet. It’s amazing.<\/p>\n

Sometimes, though, I do need to keep myself amused. I’m working on a sheet now. The items are lovely, but almost all of them go way, way over the 80-character limit on the TAP.<\/p>\n

And so, I amuse myself in the comments on the sheet:<\/p>\n

**A haiku!<\/p>\n

Eighty characters
\nIt may not seem like many
\nBut trust me, it is.<\/p>\n

Let’s hope they have a sense of humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been doing DR weddings since 1997, and I still see new stuff on every sheet. It’s amazing. Sometimes, though, I do need to keep myself amused. I’m working on a sheet now. The items are lovely, but almost all of them go way, way over the 80-character limit on the TAP. And so, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}