{"id":394,"date":"2004-09-23T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=394"},"modified":"2004-09-23T19:15:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T23:15:00","slug":"one-from-panzermama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"One from panzermama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take the quiz: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zenhex.com\/quiz.php?id=710\">&#8220;Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? &#8220;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zenhex.com\/quiz\/710\/res1.jpg\" border=0><\/a><br \/><b>Ta mo bhriste tri thine <\/b><br \/>Ta mo bhriste tri thine &#8211; &#8216;My trousers are on fire.&#8217;You&#8217;re a few bricks short of a load, aren&#8217;t you? You&#8217;re probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take the quiz: &#8220;Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? &#8220;Ta mo bhriste tri thine Ta mo bhriste tri thine &#8211; &#8216;My trousers are on fire.&#8217;You&#8217;re a few bricks short of a load, aren&#8217;t you? You&#8217;re probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}