{"id":393,"date":"2004-09-22T23:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2004-09-22T23:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T03:03:00","slug":"393","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'>\n<form action='http:\/\/memegen.net\/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074694612' method='POST'>\n<tr>\n<th colspan=2  bgcolor='#000000'><font color='#DDDD88'>If LJ Was a Bar by <a href='http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/karen_walker'><font color='#DDDD88'>Karen_Walker<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Username<\/span><\/td>\n<td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: 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