Hey, I never posted any highlights from last week’s game! Hugely long, so it’s behind a cut.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
(Tessima is not with us in this adventure.)<\/p>\n
Blasword:<\/b>\tIs (Deryka) having the same troubles? Or is she not here?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tI dunno where she is.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tHar
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI swear, get someone’s brain sucked out ONCE and they carry a grudge forever.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tWell, you were carrying our gold, we had no choice but to follow you.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tPaddywagon Pete would never have done such a heinous act
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tPaddywagon Pete would have pissed in his shorts and fled.
\nBlasword<\/b>::\tYes, thus keeping the gold safe and sound.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tTouche.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tSowwies. ::hides::
\nBlasword::<\/b>\tI vote that we condemn (Deryka).
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tFor some reason, my brain itches<\/p>\n
GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tOK, so everyone knows about our new players, right?
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tWha?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tEr, singular.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\t?
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tIs the Mind Flayer joining out team?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tOh, I guess (Blasword) doesn’t know.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tWe’re going to be having a new player join us. Maybe next week.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tAh. Newbie like me or seasoned pro?
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tLet’s recruit the mind flayer.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSomewhere in the middle.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\t“I’m puzzled as what to do guys, lets ask the Mind Flayer”
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tIt’s (blank), in case there’s anyone else I didn’t tell.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI see you are all under the thrall of the mind flayer still.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\t(Blank’s alias), (Blasword).
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\t(Blank!)
\nBlasword<\/b>::\tVoice of the Mind Flayer: Ah yes, well first we need to get some onions and some SWEEET BRAINS OMG OMG BRAINS…er where was I.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tahh
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tI had a strange dream I saw the Dwarf naked
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHahahahaaaaa!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tAnd ew, (Vaschon).
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI’m sure that never happened.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tI’ll try not to scare her.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tThat was my reaction too
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tWell she did strip before jumping in the lava bath.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHey! Look, just because you’re used to twigly Elven ladies is no reason to balk at a full-figured, muscular, hairy Dwarven gal.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tTwigly?
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tTwigly.
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\t::makes a note::
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tIt’s a word!
\nN A McD<\/b>:\tTwo words (Tvini), Bikini bare
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tAnyway, now it is a word.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tMarty has sensitive skin.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tSo if I asked for a twigly alteration, you’d approve it? :flees:
\nDRTvini<\/b>:\tNo.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tDarn.
\nBlasword:<\/b>: )Look stick )The stick, which is made of wood, is almost twigly in apparance.<\/p>\n
GM Cadaya:<\/b>\t(Deryka,) tell her you’re still a GM.
\nDRTvini<\/b>:\tBlasword understands me.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tShe’s easily confused.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWait, (Deryka’s) not a GM???
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tNeither am I, Heather.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAnd (Tessima), too.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tYou’re so confusing (Cadaya). Stop that.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI’m clearly under the thrall of a mind flayer.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tYou and me both.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tAnd that mind flayer’s name is (Cadaya).
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tI don’t suppose it would be confusing at all if I said I wasn’t a GM either \ud83d\ude41
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAll the cool people already left GMing, so you’re not missing much.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHey!
\nVaschon:<\/b>\thmph
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tI mean… uh… present company excluded. (snicker)
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tNo more sushi for you, pal.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tuh huh
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tYou go girl!
\nBlasword::<\/b>\theh.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tActually, (Tvini) did buy me sushi. As a bribe.
\nBlasword:<\/b>:\tfrom that college sushi delivery place?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSo you should all thank her for the fact that I’m going to rewind time for you idiots.
\nBlasword::<\/b>\twith the mold?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI make the problem, I fix the problem.<\/p>\n
GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSo, I’ve rewound time to before you stepped on the platforms. We’re treating it as a valuable lesson for everybody.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tWhat do you do now?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWonder where the hell my damn sushi is.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tStep on the platform?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tstare (Blasword).
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tsearch the room
\nTessima:<\/b>\tHahaha. (she popped in to watch us be morons)
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Go back out and camp.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tPete wants to go back to the second room with the barrels of oil.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI say, “If that creature is responsible for harming my Dwarven brothers and sisters, I must avenge…” Marty spots something shiny and gets distracted.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tMarty says, “I’m sorry, what was I saying?”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tpoints to the Dwarf, points to the platform, shakes his finger.<\/p>\n
Vaschon:<\/b>\tsays to the Dwarf, “How about that Mindflayer?” At this point, we discover that the mayor lied to us when he gave us some cash to investigate the mines in connection with a plague sweeping the village. There is no plague in the town, and he clearly sent the imperial guard after us and told them we were thieves. Jerkwad. So we all get marched back to town, amid a barrage of amazing lies and attempts to bluff by Paddywagon Pete, and they try to load us into a cart to ship us off.<\/p>\n DR Deryka<\/b>:\tI sneeze on the soldier trying to shove me in the carriage. We’re taken to the castle and thrown into the dungeon.<\/p>\n GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tThey take you to an empty set of cells, and throw you all in, two per cell — with cleric being tossed into a cell with someone else. Vaschon:<\/b>\tNot only am I shackled in a tiny cell, I’m with the Dwarf. Blasword:<\/b>\tmy shackles, are they heavy and hard enough to knock someone unconcious with a blow to the head? Also, I want to search my cell. We were all having connection troubles:<\/p>\n GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tOK, I think we should call this a night for the game. Aaaaand that’s it until next week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey, I never posted any highlights from last week’s game! Hugely long, so it’s behind a cut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHow about that what?
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tscratches his head.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tOh, right, that thing that was fighting the figure in the room that then disappeared!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tYep, that was somethin’. Can you believe I resisted its charms? I’m very lucky!
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tWhere did he go…?
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHm.
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>So we’re all heading out to camp for the night and rest?
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tlooks at the Dwarf sarcastically saying, “Indeed.”
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSo… leaving, checking oil room, what? Let’s decide.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tleaving.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tleave, rest, go back
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tnow the elf is cooking with gas!
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAll right.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAs you step forth from the mine into the outside world…
\nGM Cadaya<\/b>:\tYou see that you are not alone.
\nDRTvini<\/b>:\tThere’s a mindflayer!
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tOr his evil twin!
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tIt’s a dwarf with a big ole sack of gold and a cure for the plague?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYou seem to be surrounded by what look like soldiers.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHm. Let’s give ’em the mage.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tEach of them is carrying a crossbow, with the exception of the leader, who is holding a drawn sword.
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\t::ducks::
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tPete says, “Ahhh crap…er I mean…::he ponders for a moment:: Ah crap.<\/p>\n
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tHe pushes Cleric harder.
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\tCan I throw up on cue?
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tHey! Don’t break any of our sunrods.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tNo.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tPete\/Valastior says to the guard, “Hey! Don’t manhandle my wife! She’s pregnant!”
\nVaschon<\/b>:\tI roll my eyes
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHearing Pete, I obligingly swoon, falling away from the carriage.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\t“My wife! You scoundrel!!”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tI tell them about Daisy, she was with us. (Daisy is Tessima’s character.)
\nBlasword<\/b>:\t“Oh my…by the gods!! My wife! My child!!!”
\nVaschon<\/b>:\tWasn’t she a soldier?
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\tYa.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYou realize you haven’t seen the sorcerer since the soldiers came.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI shriek and flail my arms.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYou wonder where she is.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tI hang like a dead weight, drooling on the top of a soldier’s head.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tDaisy ain’t no spy. Why, she encouraged me to step on the… oh, right.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\t“My wife! My poor wife! Please be gentle with her!!!”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tSpeak of the flower
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSo I’m assuming we’re done drawing out the being put into the cart section? (g)
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\t“Is this any way to treat a lady??”
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHmph.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tI’m trying to unnerve the soldiers. If I can’t, then he must be in on the ruse. \ud83d\ude1b
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tSome people have no appreciation for over the top melodrama.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\t::nods sagely to (Tvini)::<\/p>\n
\nBlasword:<\/b>\t“My wife!!!”
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tWait no, theres just 4 of us isn’t there?
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\t“Kid, if you call me your wife one more time, I’m gonna shove a sunrod where the sun DOESN’T shine.”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\theh
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSo you are. OK, rogue is alone.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tI am?
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tGod I wish I had those lockpicking skills now.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYes, everyone begged not to be in a cell with you.<\/p>\n
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tDid they take my sunrods?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI kick over the bedding with my toe to check for insect infestation, trying to decide whether to sit on it.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tPlease let them have taken her sunrods.<\/p>\n
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI decide to just do some deep knee bends instead, and begin exercising, while huffing and groaning.
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tBlasword: rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
\nGM Cadaya<\/b>:\tRogue finds some urine soaked straw, and some lumps of feces.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\theh
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tew
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHe gets feces? Lucky rascal.<\/p>\n
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tSorry. This is no fun like this.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tDamn mind flayers taking over AOL.
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\t::rubs::
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tokay back
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tThanks anyway, (Cadaya)!
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tWe gonna try to keep going?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tNaw, we can start fresh in the dungeon next week.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tNo, this is way too annoying.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tah okay.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tI had fun.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tIt’ll be a lovely week spent on lice-infested mattresses in urine-soaked cells, trying to fight off the rats.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tPeople are dropping left and right and lagging like mad and all that.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAnyway, you all get 90 xp.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tLevel!
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\tWait, we get exp for drooling on guards?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWe creatively tried to come up with ways out!
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tOkay, can someoen teach me what to do when I level, if that is what I just did?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tPlus you had to handle feces.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHey, with a level, we should go back and take on the mind flayer!<\/p>\n