{"id":364,"date":"2004-08-07T11:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-07T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=364"},"modified":"2004-08-07T11:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-07T15:53:00","slug":"tessima-paging-tessima-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"Tessima&#8230;. paging Tessima&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because she is on the road and unable to defend herself, let me just say that Tessima is apparently very, very bad with directions and driving.  I suggest we all pitch in and get her one of those global positioning thingies, or possibly a limo with driver.  Alternately, we can jump her and take her license.  Whatever works.<\/p>\n<p>Tvini, here at Ceosanna&#8217;s house, waiting for Godot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because she is on the road and unable to defend herself, let me just say that Tessima is apparently very, very bad with directions and driving. I suggest we all pitch in and get her one of those global positioning thingies, or possibly a limo with driver. Alternately, we can jump her and take her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}