\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\t(Vaschon) rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tCRap.
\n(Vaschon)::\t<\/b>OMG
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>Let him reroll?
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tPlease?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tWhy? (g)
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>Um.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tNow who’s shooting WHO in the ass, eh? Eh?<\/p>\n
(Later, we go back to the scene of the battle, since the Elf and Pete were there alone and, sensibly, have fled, and we see…)<\/p>\n
(Vaschon)<\/b>:\tSo there is a humanoid figure, a gaunt robed figure (Note, this is a mind flayer), a kobold, a dwarf and a wolf like creature
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tThe creature, seeing humanoids arriving, lets lose with a blast of energy toward the newcomers.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tDwarf… make a will save.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tAck.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tWe are so out of our league.
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tYES
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tOMG.
\n(Vaschon)<\/b>:\tI mumbled that next time a mayor asks us to do something, we flip him off and go another direction
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tGO (T_BOMB)
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Go (Tvini)!!!!!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tOh thank God!
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\t(cries)
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>\tWoo!
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\tYou SO rock!
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>\tDwarf power
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tThats why they call her the (T-Bomb)
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHee!
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tI am shocked.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tThe DM is shocked!
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>Get him!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI am not! For Dwarven minds are notoriously rock-like.
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tAnd it’s not just their heads.<\/p>\n
(later…)<\/p>\n
Blasword, whose character is hereafter christened “Pyro Pete,” decides he wants to fire a flaming crossbow bolt at the enemy.<\/p>\n
GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tAll right. Well, okay. Rogue is going to put his weapons away, kneel down, get out a flint and steel and oil, and start making a fire. (Having killed the gnoll, dwarf, and kobold, we discover that the mind flayer and humanoid figure have disappeared through a teleporter via two pedestals on the floor. I am feeling buoyed by my spate of 20’s.)<\/p>\n DRTvini:<\/b>\tI say, “If that creature is responsible for the enslavement of my Dwarven brothers and sisters, I will not let it live!” (Everybody piles onto the teleporter. sniff. I love you guys.)<\/p>\n GM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYou appear in a large cavern. In the background, you see plenty of hot lava flows. (…)<\/p>\n DRTvini:<\/b>\tIs it melee close? (…everybody rolls to make a will save to keep from being stunned…)<\/p>\n DRTvini:<\/b>\tNow, see, when we started in here, I didn’t know they could do that auto-kill thing. (Elf gets in a hit on the mind flayer, which then sees him as the greatest threat, grapples him, and proceeds to begin sucking his brain out. He fails to escape from the grapple.)<\/p>\n (Vaschon):<\/b>\tMarty stop standing around and kick it’s ass! (Elf tries again to escape..)<\/p>\n Cadaya:<\/b>\tElf is dead. (This leaves me the only one who can act. The flayer grapples me, I break free, and then we have another go.)<\/p>\n Cadaya:<\/b>\tThe mind flayer looks at dwarf, and uses its psionic power. Again, guys, really really sorry. D’oh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Next time we stop remind me to give ya some empty sacks to tear up and make fire arrows with.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHaaa!
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tglances at Pete
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tEnemies’ turn.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tGood thing I’m in the back.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tAre we at melee?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tThe monsters, which do possess intelligence, realize that one of their enemies just made himself a perfect target.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tThey ready their ranged weapons.
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Great, we’re all gonna be pincushions.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tMore like Pyro Pete will be.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tOh crap.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHe’s behind the lot of us.
\n(Vaschon)::<\/b>\tcasually steps aside, but discreetly.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tglares at the cowardly, cowardly Elf.
\n(Blasword)<\/b>:\tCan’t I just decide not to start a fire?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tGood choice, dude.
\n(Vaschon)::<\/b>\tI’m getting in a better position to shoot, Dwarf.
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>okay so roll for attack?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tOh. Okay then.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tDepends. What are you attacking with?
\n(Blasword)<\/b>:\tmy crossbow of doom
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tGo for it.
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\t(Blasword) rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>Ah crap.
\n(Vaschon)::<\/b>\tAnother ass shot.
\n(Vaschon)::\t<\/b>sigh
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tI was better of with a fire.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tGreat.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tMake a dexterity check.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tremember! I moved.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tCan we have ONE session where someone doesn’t shoot someone else in the ass?
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\t(Blasword) rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tApparently not.<\/p>\n
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tI gaze blankly at the Dwarf.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tPreach on sister Dwarf.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tAnd then I stand on the western pedestal. I’m a doer, not a thinker.
\n(Blasword)::<\/b>\tWhat if that was his sword!
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tI shriek and follow the Dwarf. I don’t go anywhere without her.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tWe must return it! If only for the duration in which he uses it to slay the MindFlayer!
\n(Tessima):\t<\/b>I yell for the Cleric.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\t… oh my god. You’re taking on a mind flayer.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tOoookay.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tLet’s go rest first.
\n(Vaschon)::<\/b>\tYou only live once
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWhat! It’s gotta be injured, right?
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tThen I’ll have healing spells.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tGood idea cleric
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tWell, dwarf and mage already stepped on the pedestal and vanished.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tPfah. Weaklings.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tYou guys are fucking nuts.<\/p>\n
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tIt appears that a humanoid body is floating downriver in one of them.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tToasty!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tUh-oh.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tStanding before you is a mind flayer.
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tUh oh.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tI jump back on the platform.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tIs there another pedestal beside us?
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tNothing happens.
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Shriek!!!<\/p>\n
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tI look at the Dwarf and say, “It was good while it lasted. Fight well”
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tSure, why the hell not.
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
\n(Vaschon)<\/b>::\tgroan
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tum. that was practice.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHee.
\nGM Cadaya:<\/b>\tNo, that was missing. (smirk)
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tD’oh!<\/p>\n
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tElf and Dwarf are fine. Everyone else is stunned for 10 rounds.
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>…
\n(Tessima):\t<\/b>I blame the Dwarf, who knows I worship the ground she walks on.
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tHey, 15 is nice!
\nDRTvini:\t<\/b>I ponder getting back on the pedestal.<\/p>\n
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tElf’s going to have unsightly suction circles on his face.
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>So, new adventure sounds good.<\/p>\n
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tThere we go.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tthis should be round 4
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWhat??
\n(Vaschon)::<\/b>\tomg
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>dead?
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tHe extracted his brain.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tNo! He’s not dead! He’s just sucked!
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tYes. He is now dead.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tomh
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tow
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tWait, they can do that?
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tYes. I did say this beforehand, too. (G)
\n(Blasword)<\/b>:\twhat do they do with the brains?
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tglares his last dying glance at Marty.<\/p>\n
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tMake a will save.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHa! I have no mind!
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\toh god
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>NO
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\t…anymore.
\n(Blasword):<\/b>\tlet her roll again? for the sake of um…everything?
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tThe mind flayer suggests that you feel awfully dirty, and you sure could use a nice bath in that fountain over there.
\n(Vaschon):<\/b>:\tappears before Marty saying, “I’ve come to take you with me.”
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tGosh, that bath sounds like a great idea!
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tHah.
\nDR Deryka<\/b>:\tFried Dwarf.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tBut first, I strip down.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tDown to my filthy Dwarven skivvies.
\nDR Deryka:\t<\/b>Wise Dwarf.
\n(Blasword)<\/b>:\tnow Daisy will have more pants.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tThen I stroll over to the fountain and test it with my toe.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tAnd someone will have a masterwork bastie.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHuh. I wonder why my toe is gone.
\n(Blasword):\t<\/b>We love you Marty.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tOh, well.
\nDR Deryka:<\/b>\tVery warm fountain?
\nDRTvini:\t<\/b>I hold my nose and jump in!
\n(Tessima):<\/b>\tI look STUNNED.
\nCadaya:\t<\/b>Marty is no more.<\/p>\n