In fairness to Vaschon, whom I mocked last week for rolling a 1 when shooting at kobolds, I have to post the following. Same cavern, kobolds again, except this time we got the drop on them. A couple of rounds have passed, and the cleric (Deryka) has made it to melee.<\/p>\n
DRTvini:<\/b>\tMaybe I should put away my bow and just charge in with my axe. I don’t trust myself not to accidentally puncture a sunrod.
\nCadaya:<\/b>\t(snicker)
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tDwarf’s turn.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tRight. I’m going for it with the bow.
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tI ought to shove this sunrod up your nose. \ud83d\ude1b
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\toh crap.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tlol
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tShe axed herself?
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI think the mass of sunrods on her back may be the only thing saving her.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tgood thing I’m BEHIND the Dwarf.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\ttheres the dwarf we know and love from last time
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tARGH!
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tI’m not sure it’s good you’re behind her. She could be swinging in circles.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tShe shot with the bow
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tYeah. So worry about yourself.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI do have a +3 bonus on my dex.
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tWait, (Tvini)… you’re firing that bow at the kobolds?
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tI’m so dead.
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tPoor Cleric.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tThere is no right answer.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\t;___;
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tRoll again.
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tphew!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tOh thank God!
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tRoll damage.
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tthank you oh mighty thor
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDRTvini rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tThe cleric takes 3 damage.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tSHIT!
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tI’m alive.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI yell to the cleric, “Sorry!”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tsays to the Dwarf, “The ones with the TAILS”
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tthats some healthy lookin blood she’s bleeding
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tYou fired into melee and rolled a ONE.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI’m a bouncer, not a marksman!
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tI shake my sunrod at the dwarf. (g)
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tAnd I’m a lover, not a fighter!
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI am now officially putting the bow away in favor of the axe.
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tHah.<\/p>\n
–much later in the same combat–<\/p>\n
Cadaya:<\/b>\tClerics’ turn.
\nDeryka:<\/b>\tGoodie!
\nTessima:<\/b>\tOkay, so this counts as a spell used, right?
\nOnlineHost:<\/b>\tDeryka rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tYep!
\nDeryka:<\/b>\t… I’m not gonna even bother adding my strength mod.
\nCadaya:<\/b>\tYou miss.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tI yell to her again, “Sorry! I’ll clean the armor for you later!”
\nVaschon:<\/b>\tThe cleric waves her morning star at a kobold, but due to the arrow sticking out of her ass, she fails miserably.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tHm. maybe I shoudn’t clean that after all.
\nDeryka:<\/b>\t(Don’t make me snort tea. :P)
\nBlasword:<\/b>\tPaddywagon Pete takes a hand to his eyes and shakes his head slowly::
\nTessima:<\/b>\tI’m waving my arms around again.
\nDRTvini:<\/b>\tIt’s like the keystone cops got sent to save the town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In fairness to Vaschon, whom I mocked last week for rolling a 1 when shooting at kobolds, I have to post the following. Same cavern, kobolds again, except this time we got the drop on them. A couple of rounds have passed, and the cleric (Deryka) has made it to melee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[76],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2576,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/2576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}