{"id":339,"date":"2004-07-09T16:19:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-09T20:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2004-07-09T16:19:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-09T20:19:00","slug":"ah-the-innocence-of-youth-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=339","title":{"rendered":"Ah, the innocence of youth."},"content":{"rendered":"

DRTvini:<\/b>\tSooo… “Kendra<\/a> ate Bindi!”<\/a> and the actions are… uh… hm.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tShe’s playing with her dolls.<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\t(laugh!) WHAT?<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tWell, they do all sleep in the bed. And the Groovy Boys<\/a> can’t seem to keep their pants up.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tI didn’t realize it was quite the little orgy that’s apparently going on.<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\tOh my gosh. That’s hilarious.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tBut it’s fair. Because then, “Bindi ate Kendra!”<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\tJournal.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tIt’s a little multi-cultural lovefest.<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\tJournal, with links to the dolls. <\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tHaa!<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tNaw.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tI have my reputation as “sweet and pure” to uphold.<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\tSweet and pure knitter of scarves and director of dream weddings.<\/p>\n

(Tessima):<\/b><\/i>\tAnd host of doll orgies.<\/p>\n

DRTvini:<\/b>\tI should have known something was up when (she) started going “bamp chicka chika wyioooooow!”<\/p>\n

Thank goodness my daughter can’t access the internet alone yet. When she can, I’m gonna have to pay for years of therapy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DRTvini: Sooo… “Kendra ate Bindi!” and the actions are… uh… hm. DRTvini: She’s playing with her dolls. (Tessima): (laugh!) WHAT? DRTvini: Well, they do all sleep in the bed. And the Groovy Boys can’t seem to keep their pants up. DRTvini: I didn’t realize it was quite the little orgy that’s apparently going on. (Tessima): […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}