My husband has figured out a way to use his Linux box to make my computer say stuff. He types on his keyboard, and my Mac repeats aloud what he types. So now he’ll be over, doing something on his computer, and my Mac will suddenly say, “Do you want to play a game?” or it’ll whisper, “Kill kill kill!”<\/p>\n
Me: “You’re going to do this from work and freak me out, aren’t you?”<\/p>\n
Him: “Oh yeah.”<\/p>\n
Great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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