{"id":313,"date":"2004-05-29T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T19:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2009-08-25T23:11:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T03:11:29","slug":"well-we-all-make-mistakes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"Well, we all make mistakes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me:<\/b> &#8220;Look at this hat!  It&#8217;s too much.  It&#8217;s awful.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Mr. Tvini:<\/b> &#8220;No, no!  It&#8217;s good!  Some stoner will love it!&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> &#8220;Hm.  $30!&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Mr. Tvini:<\/b> &#8220;Well, no stoner is going to pay 30 bucks worth of good pot money for it.  But they&#8217;ll gladly steal it from the table when you&#8217;re not looking!&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  &#8220;$20.&#8221;<br \/>\nThen I force Mr. Tvini to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/Jamboree.jpg\">try it on so I can see<\/a>.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  &#8220;Well, maybe $15.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never knitted a hat on straight needles instead of circular before, and I have to say I&#8217;m not fond of it.  The seam seems obvious and the bottom doesn&#8217;t match cleanly (Note bulge over the right ear).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/JohnJamboree.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/JohnJamboree-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Bearing in mind that I have the rhino-thick hide of a GM, what say you?  Keep it, or rip it out and do something else with the yarn?<\/p>\n<p><b>ETA: My cousin stopped by and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/JohnJamboree.jpg\">modeled the hat.<\/a><\/b>  As God is my witness he does not do drugs, but if you wanted an example of what a stoner would look like in this hat, you will never find a better visual.<\/p>\n<p>So whatcha think, maybe use it as a band in another hip-hop pope hat, maybe picking up the pink or the blue?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;Look at this hat! It&#8217;s too much. It&#8217;s awful.&#8221; Mr. Tvini: &#8220;No, no! It&#8217;s good! Some stoner will love it!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Hm. $30!&#8221; Mr. Tvini: &#8220;Well, no stoner is going to pay 30 bucks worth of good pot money for it. But they&#8217;ll gladly steal it from the table when you&#8217;re not looking!&#8221; Me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2149,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/2149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}