{"id":301,"date":"2004-05-11T09:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T13:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=301"},"modified":"2004-05-11T09:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T13:33:00","slug":"you-may-be-a-dead-man-walking-if-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"You may be a dead man walking if&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I log into DR this morning and check to see who&#8217;s online, and notice a who&#8217;s who of Elanthia&#8217;s good and evil among the assortment of GMs.  Then I look a little closer, and realize that seven of the GMs currently logged in are Vaschon in various bodies.  Yep.  Seven Vaschons.  He wasn&#8217;t EVERY NPC online, but a significant portion of them.<\/p>\n<p>I think we need a new system of measurement, somewhat akin to the Richter scale.  The Vaschon scale.  It would measure carnage.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow, you see that army of darkness march past?&#8221;  &#8220;Yep, looked like about a five on the Vaschon scale.  Anything more than a four and I automatically wet myself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kudos to one of the hardest working GMs in showbiz.  Keep knockin&#8217; &#8217;em dead, Vaschon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I log into DR this morning and check to see who&#8217;s online, and notice a who&#8217;s who of Elanthia&#8217;s good and evil among the assortment of GMs. Then I look a little closer, and realize that seven of the GMs currently logged in are Vaschon in various bodies. Yep. Seven Vaschons. He wasn&#8217;t EVERY [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}