{"id":279,"date":"2004-04-20T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-20T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2004-04-20T00:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-20T04:16:00","slug":"gotta-catch-em-all-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Gotta catch &#8217;em all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Filched from Khaman!<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<lj-raw><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#ffffff\" width=\"375\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#000099\" width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"10\" cellspacing=\"10\" width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#ccccFF\" align=\"center\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center \n!IMPORTANT; line-height: normal !IMPORTANT;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-weight: bold;font-size: 40px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular\">LiveJournal<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #0000Cc; font-weight: bold; font-size: 30px; font-style: italic; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; position: relative; top: -30px; left: 10px;\">Trading Cards<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: normal; font-style: italic; font-size: 15px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; position: relative; top: -30px; text-align: center;\">Free Account Edition<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#ccccFF\" align=\"center\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\" align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sierraclub.org\/lewisandclark\/images\/badger.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=1><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\" align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Tvini.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">Tvini<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: \nVerdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">User Number: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">1997988<\/span><br \/>\nDate Created:<span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">2004-01-25<\/span><br \/>\nNumber of Posts: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">75<\/span><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-style: italic; font-size: 12px; font-family: \nVerdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Tvini traces her DR goddesshood back to 1997, and her real-life goddesshood back to birth.  She is a bleeding-heart liberal and one of a long line of writers on her mother&#8217;s side of the family.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: \nVerdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Strengths: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Flexible, kind, patient, possesses a great sense of humor and keen wit, years of GM experience give her great improvisational skills.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, \nArial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Weaknesses: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Tends to procrastinate, spends too much money, stays up too late then complains about lack of sleep, kills player characters at random.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, \nArial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Special Skills: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Spanish (rusty), Feminism (not rusty), Classical Piano, Cabana Boy creation.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, \nArial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Weapons: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Silver tongue of flaying, red sharpie of QC +1, Dual cats (projectile), dozens of knitting needles.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, \nArial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;\">Stupid Goddess Trick: <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Tvini once tried to lift a car out of a stairwell.  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