{"id":272,"date":"2004-04-13T15:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-13T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2009-08-18T23:47:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T03:47:05","slug":"maybe-the-hat-will-cover-the-hair-i-pulled-out-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Maybe the hat will cover the hair I pulled out&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why are the beautiful ones so difficult to deal with?  It&#8217;s like they know they&#8217;re pretty, so we&#8217;ll put up with the snarling and twisting and&#8230; wait, are we still talking about yarn?<\/p>\n<p>So I decided it was about time for me to make something for myself, and I had a hank of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mangomoonknits.com\/\">Mango Moon<\/a> sari silk in my stash.  This was one of those that I picked up and put down about five times at the yarn store, because man, was it beautiful, but it was also expensive!  But then, it&#8217;s hand-spun by village women in Nepal from recycled sari silk.  I reckon it would be expensive.  Finally I applied my rule, &#8220;if you pick it up more than three times, you&#8217;ll think about it at home until it drives you insane, so go ahead and get it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It comes on a big hank.  I do have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theknitter.com\/newwoolwinder.html\">ball winder<\/a> at home, but I don&#8217;t have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mielkesfarm.com\/swifts.htm\">swift.<\/a>  No problem, there&#8217;s always the time-honored traditional way of winding yarn into a ball from a hank, the one you&#8217;ve seen in so many cartoons.  The one where you make someone sit there with a big loop of yarn on his hands while you wind it off of them.  It worked fine for the <a href=\"http:\/\/secure.elann.com\/productdisp.asp?NAME=Classic+Elite+Waterspun+Weekend&#038;Cat=NEW&#038;ProductType=5&#038;Count=37\">Classic Elite Waterspun<\/a>(the link is a slightly different version of the yarn) that I was going to pair with it, so it ought to work fine with the sari silk, right?  Right?<\/p>\n<p>Wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The yarn had a wonderful smell of hay and animals (no, really, it was great!) when I first opened up the hank.  I could really picture some woman in Nepal at her wheel, bringing together different pieces of silk.  Sadly, I did not have the same ease in pulling it back apart.  After three hours of making my poor husband sit with yarn around his hands, I had managed to de-tangle about half the hank onto a ball.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/saritangle.jpg\">Here&#8217;s the rest.<\/a>  We&#8217;ll try again on a night when he doesn&#8217;t have a paper due.<\/p>\n<p>However, I did go ahead and knit a hat out of the half that did wind up.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/sarihat2.jpg\">And here it is!<\/a>  I love it.  Finally something for myself, right?  Right?<\/p>\n<p>Wrong again.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/Sarihat1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/Sarihat1.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" height=\"200\"><\/a><br \/>\nLiterally, ONE SECOND after I&#8217;d finished putting the tassel on, my daughter saw it and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s not finished!&#8221;  I said, &#8220;no, it&#8217;s finished.&#8221;  She grabbed it and said, &#8220;This is a hat for Emily!&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.booboomonkey.com\/tvini\/Sarihat1.jpg\">she won&#8217;t take it off.<\/a>  Ah, well.  Maybe someday I&#8217;ll get to keep something.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><i>(2008 note &#8211; she did give this up pretty quckly.  The hat eventually made its way to Simucon and went home with the lovely and talented GM Alnilam.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are the beautiful ones so difficult to deal with? 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